Some people have had changes in behavior, hostility, agitation, depressed mood, suicidal thoughts or actions while using CHANTIX to help them quit smoking. Some people had these symptoms when they began taking CHANTIX, and others developed them after several weeks of treatment or after stopping CHANTIX. If you, your family, or caregiver notice agitation, hostility, depression, or changes in behavior, thinking, or mood that are not typical for you, or you develop suicidal thoughts or actions, anxiety, panic, aggression, anger, mania, abnormal sensations, hallucinations, paranoia, or confusion, stop taking CHANTIX and call your doctor right away. Also tell your doctor about any history of depression or other mental health problems before taking CHANTIX, as these symptoms may worsen while taking CHANTIX.

Sign me up. Beam me up. I want in on this product. Suicidal thoughts, and a worsening of my mental illnesses are just what I need. Cigarettes be gone. Insanity, come here, honey!--Mikel K

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I Will Mostly Have A Smile For You

I can’t predict the future.
I can’t tell you
what's going to happen tomorrow,

but I can tell you this,

I will love you if it rains,
or if we're poor.

I will do the dishes
if none of the children
are around.

I will sweep the floor
at least once or twice a year.

I will grow tomatoes
in the garden,

and I will mostly have
a smile for you.

--Mikel K

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• PREP TIME15 Min
• TOTAL TIME3 Hr 25 Min
• SERVINGS48

 

3

cups fresh or frozen (thawed and drained) cranberries

1 2/3

cups sugar

2/3

cup vegetable oil

1/2

cup milk

2

teaspoons vanilla

2

teaspoons grated orange or lemon peel

4

eggs

3

cups Gold Medal® all-purpose or whole wheat flour

1/2

cup coarsely chopped nuts

2

teaspoons baking soda

1

teaspoon salt

1/2

teaspoon baking powder

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I gave him a free piece fully knowing that he is that type of “Editor” who rapes artists in the ass. He doesn’t offer a fucking dime for your story, or poem, but then turns around and sells a book that everyone’s work is in. Worse than that, he is a prick in the process. Of course, you do it hoping for exposure. You might as well just start showing your dick to turtles.

I Need A Rich Girl

I need a rich girl

to drive my deceased car

to the unemployment line,

so that I can get food stamps,

and avoid a job.

I need a pill that will fill me up,

not with envy.

I need a pill that will make me

feel friendly, not want to kill

I need a friend

in these united states of isolation,

where even hell's angels are afraid

to hitchhike,

where thinking outside the norm

could land you in jail.

I need a reason to go on living,

and I think that my children will do.

--Mikel K

(www.mikelk.com)